Not too long and not too far ago there lived a frog. He was just walking along when he spotted a cave. It was dark and frightening. He tried to mind his own business when a joke came from it. He tried not to laugh but laughs burst from him because it was such a good joke.
A bunch of other laughs came from the cave then a big boulder with a hole in it rolled in front of the cave. A lizards head popped up. It said "what's the password?" The frog said "lizards only?" It said "no." The frog said "lizards rock?" The lizard said "not even close." The frog sighed "I give up." The lizard said "ok I will tell you why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts to! Ha ha ha hoo hoo hoo!"
The frog laughed so hard that he couldn't stop. Then the lizard said "you can come in." So he spent his day in the cave laughing. That made the lizards his friends. The end.